March 24, 2006
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ROO HAS MET THE KURGAN! I REPEAT!!!…HAHAHA.drinking Rolling Rocks at zay Hamp-tone!
HOKAY KIDDEEZ! Was browsin around online in the lounge at the Hampton Tuesday Night (WHY?! It’s Elizabeth City and it’s full of rednecks with no internet! DUH!). There’s a film crew finishing up on “The Guardian” for Disney on the base for a few days. About the puddle pirate search and rescue dudes.Costner, Kutcher and Clancy “the Kurgan” Brown are starring in it (WHOM! By! ZAY! WAY! IZ! FROM! OH-HELL-NO!(Ohio)HA!). The actress/s/ were cool, but I’ve only seen them in shit like the Oxygen channel or Oprah’s movie club style movies. One was a hottie, but blew her off cuz J’s Daddy wanted too meet the Kurgan!
1am rolls around and the Hollywood people are staring to stroll in from the base after a mind bleeding 18 hour day of shooting. Guess through zay grapevine, Kutcher was being a prick the entire shoot in E.City and Louisiana and the cast and crew were not in the best of spirits. One of the actress/s/ rolled in with Clancy Brown. Dude’s about my height,weight.Walked up and said hello. Producer pulls him to the side (talked to him for a spell while he was in town “Keith”,nice kid) He’s all “Hi Roo”.Clancy’s all “Yah, Hi Roo” HA!.
Nutshell? Keith said they were having a wrap up party in the conference room and to feel free to have some beers with the crew and the cast. 2 hours later I’m slammin’ Rolling Rocks with Clancy Brown and Costner’s wife telling them the “There I was” story about fleeing Kuwait. Clancy was the man, ladies and gents. Got his manager’s e-mail. Found out Shawshank Redemption was partially filmed in Loudonville and Clancy lived there for a few years. He’s originally from Urbana,Ohio. Crazy cray tiny globe, huh? Got a semi drunken autograph for Lady J and myself from the man that will be proudly displayed on one of the Chateau Jack walls. Okay. Bye.
