March 19, 2006

  • Roo's Top 10 Slop Houses

    Breakin' out the heavy hitters when it comes to good food. Can't wait to take J to the following places. Except the first one of course.


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    1.)The Blue Elephant - Kuwait - Fried Cauliflower w/Chili Duck Sauce


    2.)BD's Mongolian BBQ - Fresh Buffet cooked on a Brass Mongolian Shield  


    3.)Alioto's Seafood Restaurant - Pier39 - Calamari/Linguine


    4.)Mahi Mah's - Boston Roll 


    5.)The 100th Bomb Group - Rock Cornish Hen 


    6.)The Raven - Blue Cheese Burger 


    7.)Mona Lisa Pizza - White Spinach Pizza


    8.)The Ram's Horn - (Livonia, Michigan) - Breakfast kicks ass.


    9.)Charlie's Crab aka Chuck Muer's - Buffet



    AND THE TOP WORLDWIDE EATERY OF ZAY TOP 10?


    "Sofra" in Marmaris, Turkey - Lamb and Mushrooms


    and I STILL! can't find the damn recipe! Turkish bastards! Evil evil evil! Went there 4 years ago. Turkish dude served this dish with style. On a flaming copper plate heated by a bunson burner with warm pita and garlic yogurt spread topped it off with a few Heinekens. Madness!


     


    Okay ..The following blue ribbons go to the"Secondary slop houses"on zay list



     


    BEST STRIP MALL SLOP HOUSE -  - Virginia Beach - Order the Shrimp Koba and California Roll


    BEST FAST FOOD -  - "$8.00 ROMAN BURGER"!!! Need I say more? Just move your head East and West please...


    BEST GREASY SPOON - "The Whip" - Parma Heights, Ohio - (Sorry, No Picture for this one.It's a greasy spoon! Do ya really thunk they'd have a website?!)And whatever you do? Don't look in the kitchen on Perch and Pierogi Night. For the love of Alah! Don't look.You'll leave,trust me!


    BEST CAFE -  Waterlemon - Kuwait/Lebanon/Pakistan/Dubai/Paris - "Cafe Blue" rocks.(No logo,oops)


    Okay, had too much time on my hands on this one. There's a ton more I "could" list, but "could" being the operative word in that sentence? I won't. Later...

March 17, 2006

  • NEWEST HOBBY for zay Ladybug

    Okay..Miss. J is getting quite a nice collection of autographed goods sporting the Chateau Jack walls of fame. So far, She and her Daddy have autographed pics from the following:



    • Clancy Brown - (played Kurgan from Highlander and the Rev from Carnivale) Tri matted print consisting of 2 photos of the sword slayer of Doom and a numbered poster from the UK.
    • Kevin Costner - (On a front page of a news paper from where her Daddy works)
    • Les Claypool - (Double matted 1 of 500 "Flying Frog Brigade" live at the Fillmore concert prints FROM the Fillmore and an 8X10 rare photo signed by the Col.Himself) "Roo's jaw dropped looking at Danner" YES SIR! It's like that Mr.Tiki !
    • Al Kaline - (Jackie's Great Grandpa's favorite baseball player (Detroit Tigers) with his last year's baseball card signed with LOA.)
    • VFA-131 Wildcats pilots print dubbing Jackie the "Wild Kitten of 2002".

    Each print will be matted and will be displayed in UV glass framing which will eventually cost Daddy a metric S#%t load of clams.


    Next victims in the crosshairs for signing their life away for Lady J?



    • Wade Boggs
    • Detroit Cobras
    • Kidd Rock and Unkle Caucasian...errr...Unkle Cracker
    • The Pizz
    • "Germ?"
    • USCG MOD Squad
    • et.etc.etc.